Where to Find a Flobjka

So, here you are. You've got your biscuits, and you are all ready to begin grilling them. So where do you get one? Well, that's a good question. First step: Join the group on Facebook. Titled simply "Flobjka". Then, ask the admins of that group what they can do to help you get one, as they are hard to come by.

The first Post

So what else to name this post but "The first"? Not much. So, for those of you familiar with the Flobjka, this is the place to be. For those of you not, a Flobjka is a double-sided biscuit grill, invented in Germany, but heavily Americanized. Why write a blog about it? For fun of course. Because a Flobjka is not actual-factual. It is beast. I apologize for the slang, but it is necessary. Flobjka is not just used as a noun, but also an adjective, verb, adverb, exclamation, or any other part of speech you can think of. A similar word to Flobjka is Cabuji, a word unknown by history, or pretty much anyone else besides maybe ten people and anyone who reads this. Lucky you! You are among the first people in the world to be acquainted with what will one day be a "big deal." So do what you will with this opportunity, join the group of Flobjka on facebook, whatever. Just have fun with this.